January 30, 2012 Nap

So, I woke up from my nap laughing.

I had a dream that I worked in this office building that had no windows. I worked in an interior office with a few other people.

I knew I had to send my grandma a package, and I can't remember what one item I really needed to send her, but for some reason I packed it in a box full of sex toys.

Then, I was dreaming about moving, and having to take all my medication with me. I had all the bottles, but I opened each one, and they all had the wrong pills in them, and they were all mixed up. Then I found these pills that looked like thick blue flowers, and they looked like maybe they would fizz in water, so I thought maybe they were some sort of antacid, and then I realized they were clothes dye for the washing machine.

Then suddenly Fox's Pack N Play was in the office and he was in it, and all of my pills (and the clothes dye) were all spread around in the bottom of it, and I was freaking out that he was going to swallow them.

Then there was some sort of office function, and when we walked out of the office building, we were in the middle of a cheesy amusement park.

I walked around the amusement park for a while, and then decided to go back to work. As I was walking, I passed a ride that looked like the submarine ride at Disneyland, but it had boats floating on it, and I was shocked to see that one boat (which could have held like 50 people) only had 1 family in it, and the children were up running around like wild people, and I was afraid they'd fall in.

Then the next ride was also a kind of a boat ride, but each car was like 4 little one person cars attached to each other. Then I noticed there was a little girl in one of the cars, and the car was mostly submerged in water, and the little girl was spitting water out, as it hit her in the face.

I initially thought the ride was broken, but I kept walking, and saw the adults in the next car also submerged. I wondered aloud, "Why would anyone want to ride this ride?" and I didn't realize my boss was behind me and he was the owner of the amusement park and I didn't want to offend him, so I said, "I could see the attraction if it was a hot day, it would feel really good."

So, I get back to the office and I open the door, and there's this long sloping hallway I have to walk down and the lights are off, so I turn on the lights and I see my favorite waiter bending one of my co-workers over a desk, so I hurry around a corner, but then I peak back and see who it is, and I know in my dream that I've walked in on them before, so I apologize to them, and hurry to my office. I'm startled because one of my coworkers are in there, and he explains everyone left for the amusement park and turned off the lights, but he was still there working.

So, I tell him what I saw, and he tells me it's impossible because my friends Candace and some other chick I don't know, but I know in the dream, and I suddenly hear Candace talking, and I'm very confused.

Then the other chick comes in and starts talking to us, and it's like she's my friend, but I have no idea who she was.